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Beautify Me! Have you ever Say you're Really
had deja vu? sorry! sorry?
Tattoo Me! Zap Me! Match Me! Flatter Me! Help me
Make $
Cash Me! Laugh Me! Read Me! Rescue Me!
Bewitch Me! Fairy Tale Me! God Me! Help Me!
Train me! Pamper Me! Shelter Me! Protect Me!
Love Me! Fish Me! Cure Me! Lure Me! Help me
save money!
Date Me! Rate Me! Bait Me ! Do you like me?
Marry Me! Berry Me! Hairy me? Propose to me!
Oil Me! Smell Me! Bless Me! Relax Me!
Feed Me! Bathe Me! Warm Me! Teach Me!
Help Me Help me buy Help me pitch
To Remember! Good Food! a Tent!
Show me how Flirt with Me! Show me how to
to use an Axe! (but don't frighten me) do good push-ups
Please Hold Teach Me to Speak Tell me a story.
My Baby! Fluent Swahili!
Teach Me How Teach Me How Help me when
to Be a Friend! To LOVE. I'm down.
Please listen to me. Take me someplace I've
never been before!
Tell me... a Secret! Make me Proud of you!
Are you confused? Me too! Let's Be Normal.
How do you What is Normal? Please just listen.
act normal?
Thank I appreciate I'm grateful You make me
you. you. for your help feel wonderful
Will you take What if I'm in Will you love me
care of me? a bad mood? if I have faults?
First take Are you Your Here and Now
care of you Identity? No one else
Am I Free? What holds Is there Does this
me back? a problem? apply to me?
Can I What about What does it escape? my family? all mean? Talk to me
Buy me Have you Forgive Me.
something ever had
weird! deja vu?
What's for What's NOT Go easy on Could we go
dinner? for dinner? the wine! out to eat?
Buy me Buy me something Buy me
something expensive! something
pretty! cheap & ugly!
I'm lonely. I'm bored. I'm embarrassed. I'm edgy.
Let's do I'm We're For unto us a
something Pregnant. Pregnant! a child is born..
together.
Have You 
Seen Me? 
Chocolate Are we Am I being Who's the
Please! getting old? too intense? fairest...?
If you It's just a blob Are you
loved me.. of tissue! prejudiced?
also...
Choice Choice
Be my friend
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